my history teacher has this hanging in her room and everytime i see it i start choking
Before they had babies and got fat and weird.
Fact: Babies make you fat and weird.
Don Featherstone, designer of the first pink flamingo lawn ornament.
I can’t stop laughing
he’s so proud
i’m proud of him
(Source: , via exgirlfriendclub)
If you don’t follow my Twitter, you miss my daily live-tweeting when I stalk hot boys at college.
- Dad: Why are your eyes so red, son?
- Son: I smoked weed, dad
- Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying because you are a faggot
Entertainment Weekly’s Clueless Reunion
Where’s Brittany Murphy…too soon?
how to be cool
Most people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the intent to reply.